you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning
when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie