mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes
"with orders of $50 or more!"
I didn’t think tumblr knew that meaning of “shipping”
I bet you drink tea